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Following Kellyanne Conway's recent defence of Donald Trump in the disabled journalist row, the president-elect has offered her a job as a White House intern, saying, “It'll be just like Monica and Bill.”
Conway, 49, is a key adviser to Trump who ran his 2016 campaign. She defended the president-elect's behaviour when he apparently mocked a disabled New York Times reporter during a 2015 rally. But Conway insisted that’s not what he was doing.
“That is not what he did and he has said that 1,000 times,” she exaggerated on Monday morning. “Why can’t you give him the benefit of the doubt?”
Although it's clear to anyone with a pair of eyes that the stuffed orange carrier bag was using his position of power and superiority in his pram to ridicule the disabled man, Conway maintains that he “Didn't mean it that way. People need to look at what's in his heart and not what comes out of his mouth. I only have to stare at his navel to feel the warmth that comes from him. And people will need to listen to what I say and not look at what's coming out of my mouth."
Trump believes that Conway's mouth will be very useful during his presidency: “Kellyanne defended me. She tells the truth. That's a good mouth”, he said. “In fact, I might even call her 'The Mouth'. I'll probably grab her by the pussy, because I'm the president.”
Asked to comment on her new post, Conway said, “I can't wait to get my teeth into it. Now if you'll excuse me, Donald has asked me to go out to buy some cigars.”
Original Huffington Post article.
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